full length · drama
The Vegetable; or, From President to Postman
Royalty-free Public domain — free to read, perform, and adapt. No licence needed.
Characters
| Jerry | lead | 323 speeches |
| Charlotte | lead | 227 speeches |
| Doris | lead | 194 speeches |
| Snooks | supporting | 131 speeches |
| Dada | supporting | 73 speeches |
| Fish | supporting | 71 speeches |
| Jones | minor | 49 speeches |
| General Pushing | minor | 25 speeches |
| The Detective | minor | 25 speeches |
| Judge Fossile | minor | 17 speeches |
| Stutz-Mozart | minor | 4 speeches |
| The Senators | minor | 4 speeches |
| Jerry. Sure | minor | 3 speeches |
| Mr. Jones | minor | 3 speeches |
| The Newsboy | minor | 3 speeches |
| Mr. Pushing | minor | 3 speeches |
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