full length · drama

You Never Can Tell

by Bernard Shaw

12 roles (0M / 0F / 12 any) · approx 193–267 minutes · 4 acts

Royalty-free Public domain — free to read, perform, and adapt. No licence needed.

Characters

Valentine	lead	215 speeches
Dolly	supporting	169 speeches
Mrs. Clandon	supporting	167 speeches
Gloria	supporting	156 speeches
Crampton	supporting	147 speeches
Philip	supporting	137 speeches
Waiter	supporting	99 speeches
Mccomas	supporting	98 speeches
Bohun	minor	46 speeches
The Dentist	minor	16 speeches
The Parlor Maid	minor	9 speeches
The Gentleman	minor	8 speeches

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Monologues from this play

Valentine monologue (Act 1) — You Never Can Tell dramatic · ~2 min
Valentine monologue (Act 1) — You Never Can Tell dramatic · ~1 min
Philip monologue (Act 1) — You Never Can Tell dramatic · ~1 min
Mrs. Clandon monologue (Act 1) — You Never Can Tell dramatic · ~1 min
Waiter monologue (Act 2) — You Never Can Tell dramatic · ~1 min
Waiter monologue (Act 2) — You Never Can Tell dramatic · ~1 min
Crampton monologue (Act 2) — You Never Can Tell dramatic · ~1 min
Waiter monologue (Act 2) — You Never Can Tell dramatic · ~1 min
Crampton monologue (Act 2) — You Never Can Tell dramatic · ~1 min
Crampton monologue (Act 2) — You Never Can Tell dramatic · ~1 min
Waiter monologue (Act 3) — You Never Can Tell dramatic · ~1 min
Mrs. Clandon monologue (Act 3) — You Never Can Tell dramatic · ~1 min
Valentine monologue (Act 3) — You Never Can Tell dramatic · ~1 min
Mccomas monologue (Act 3) — You Never Can Tell dramatic · ~1 min
Bohun monologue (Act 4) — You Never Can Tell dramatic · ~1 min
Waiter monologue (Act 4) — You Never Can Tell dramatic · ~1 min
Bohun monologue (Act 4) — You Never Can Tell dramatic · ~1 min
Bohun monologue (Act 4) — You Never Can Tell dramatic · ~1 min