Play on Words

full length · drama

Comedy of Marriage and Other Tales

14 roles (0M / 0F / 14 any) · approx 332–460 minutes · 5 acts

Royalty-free Public domain — free to read, perform, and adapt. No licence needed.

Characters

Mme. De Sallus lead 210 speeches
Jacques De Randol lead 195 speeches
M. De Sallus supporting 112 speeches
Mme supporting 99 speeches
Mme. De Ronchard supporting 77 speeches
Léon supporting 66 speeches
Jean supporting 65 speeches
Martinel supporting 64 speeches
Musotte minor 47 speeches
Gilberte minor 46 speeches
Mme. Flache minor 41 speeches
Petitpré minor 35 speeches
Dr. Pellerin minor 24 speeches
La Babin minor 21 speeches

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Mme. DE RONCHARD [_approaches servant quickly_]

Baptiste, Baptiste! Who is asking for M. Martinel?

SERVANT

I do not know, Madame. It was the hall porter who came upstairs.

Mme. De Ronchard. Well, run now and look without showing yourself, and come back and tell us at once.

PETITPRÉ [_who has risen at the entrance of the servant_]

No, I will permit no spying; let us wait. We shall not have to wait long now. [_To the servant._] You may go. [_Exit servant._]

Mme. DE RONCHARD [_to_ Petitpré]

I do not understand you at all. You are absolutely calm. One would think that your daughter's happiness was nothing to you. For myself, I am profoundly agitated.

Petitpré. That will do no good. [_Sits near the table_ R.] Let us talk--talk reasonably, now that we are a family party and Monsieur Martinel is absent.

Mme. DE RONCHARD [_Sits_ R.]

If that man would only go back to Havre!

LÉON [_Sits_ L. _of table_]

That would not change anything even if he could go back to Havre.

Petitpré. For my part, I think--

Mme. DE RONCHARD [_interrupts_]

Do you wish to hear my opinion? Well, I think that they are preparing us for some unpleasant surprise; that they wish to entrap us, as one might say.

Petitpré. But why? In whose interest? Jean Martinel is an honest man, and he loves my child. Léon, whose judgment I admire, although he is my son--

LEON

Thank you, father!

Petitpré. Léon bears Jean as much affection as esteem. As to the uncle--

Mme. De Ronchard. Don't talk about them, I pray. It is this woman who is seeking to entrap us. She has played some little comedy, and she chooses to-day above all others for its _dénouement_. It is her stage climax; her masterpiece of treachery.

Léon. As in “The Ambigu.”

Mme. De Ronchard. Do not laugh. I know these women. I have suffered enough at their hands.

Petitpré. Oh, my poor Clarisse; if you really understood them, you would have held your husband better than you did.

Mme. DE RONCHARD [_rises_]

What do you mean by “understanding” them? Pardon me--to live with that roisterer coming in upon me when and whence he pleased--I prefer my broken life and my loneliness--with you!

Petitpré. No doubt you are right from your point of view of a married woman; but there are other points of view, perhaps less selfish and certainly superior, such as that of family interest.

Mme. De Ronchard. Of family interest, indeed? Do you mean to say that I was wrong from the point of view of the family interest--you, a magistrate!

Petitpré. My duties as a magistrate have made me very prudent, for I have seen pass under my eyes many equivocal and terrible situations, which not only agonized my conscience but gave me many cruel hours of indecision. Man is often so little responsible and circumstances are often so powerful. Our impenetrable nature is so capricious, our instincts are so mysterious that we must be tolerant and even indulgent in the presence of faults which are not really crimes, and which exhibit nothing vicious or abandoned in the man himself.

Mme. De Ronchard. So, then, to deceive one's wife is not deceitful, and you say such a thing before your son? Truly, a pretty state of affairs! [_Crosses_ L.]

Léon. Oh, I have my opinion also about that, my dear Aunt.

PETITPRÉ [_rises_]

It is not almost a crime,--it is one. But it is looked upon to-day as so common a thing that one scarcely punishes it at all. It is punished by divorce, which is a house of refuge for most men. The law prefers to separate them with decency--timidly, rather than drag them apart as in former times.

Mme. De Ronchard. Your learned theories are revolting, and I wish--

LÉON [_rises_]

Ah, here is Monsieur Martinel.

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