Play on Words

full length · drama

Comedy of Marriage and Other Tales

14 roles (0M / 0F / 14 any) · approx 332–460 minutes · 5 acts

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Characters

Mme. De Sallus lead 210 speeches
Jacques De Randol lead 195 speeches
M. De Sallus supporting 112 speeches
Mme supporting 99 speeches
Mme. De Ronchard supporting 77 speeches
Léon supporting 66 speeches
Jean supporting 65 speeches
Martinel supporting 64 speeches
Musotte minor 47 speeches
Gilberte minor 46 speeches
Mme. Flache minor 41 speeches
Petitpré minor 35 speeches
Dr. Pellerin minor 24 speeches
La Babin minor 21 speeches

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(_Same setting as in_ Act I.)

(Monsieur de Petitpré, Mme. de Ronchard, M. Martinel, _and_ Léon.)

Mme. DE RONCHARD [_walks about in an agitated manner_]

Seven minutes to midnight! It is nearly two hours since Jean left us!

LEON [_seated_ L.]

But, my dear Aunt, just allow a half hour in the carriage for going and a half hour for returning, and there remains just one hour for the business he had to attend to.

Mme. De Ronchard. Was it so very long, then--the business that called him hence?

LEON

Yes, my dear Aunt; and now, why worry yourself by counting the minutes? Your agitation will change nothing in the end, and will not hasten Jean's return by a single second, or make the hands of the clock move more quickly.

Mme. De Ronchard. How can you ask me not to worry when my mind is full of anxiety, when my heart is beating, and I feel the tears rising into my eyes?

Léon. But, my dear Aunt, you know very well you do not feel as badly as that.

Mme. De Ronchard. Oh, you irritate me!

MARTINEL [_seated near the table_]

Don't torment yourself, Madame. True, the situation is a rather delicate one, but it need not disquiet you or frighten us, if we know how to bring to its consideration at this moment coolness and reason.

Léon. Just so, my dear Aunt, Monsieur Martinel speaks truly.

Mme. DE RONCHARD [_crosses_ R.]

You ought to be beaten, you two! You know everything, and won't tell anything. How annoying men are! There is never any means of making them tell a secret.

Martinel. Jean will come presently and will tell you everything. Have a little patience.

Petitpré. Yes; let us be calm. Let us talk of other things, or be silent, if we can.

Mme. De Ronchard. Be silent! That is about, the most difficult thing--

A SERVANT [_enters_ R.]

A gentleman wishes to see M. Martinel.

MARTINEL [_rises_.]

Pardon me for a moment. [_To the servant._] Very well, I am coming. [_Exit_ R.]

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