Comedy of Marriage and Other Tales

(_The same characters and_ Petitpré _who enters_ C, _with_ Léon.)

Petitpré. Now that this red-letter day has gone by as any other day goes, will you play a game of billiards with me, Monsieur Martinel?

Martinel. Most certainly, I am very fond of billiards.

LÉON [_comes down stage_]

You are like my father. It seems to me that when anyone begins to like billiards at all, they become infatuated with the game; and you two people are two of a kind.

Martinel. My son, when a man grows old, and has no family, he has to take refuge in such pleasures as these. If you take bait-fishing as your diversion in the morning and billiards for the afternoon and evening, you have two kinds of amusement that are both worthy and attractive.

Léon. Oh, ho! Bait-fishing, indeed! That means to say, getting up early and sitting with your feet in the water through wind and rain in the hope of catching, perhaps each quarter of an hour, a fish about the size of a match. And you call that an attractive pastime?

Martinel. I do, without a doubt. But do you believe that there is a single lover in the world capable of doing as much for his mistress throughout ten, twelve, or fifteen years of life? If you asked my opinion, I think he would give it up at the end of a fortnight.

Mme. De Ronchard. Of a truth; he would.

LÉON [_interrupts_]

Pardon me, I should give it up at the end of a week.

Martinel. You speak sensibly.

Petitpré. Come along, my dear fellow.

Martinel. Shall we play fifty up?

Petitpré. Fifty up will do.

MARTINEL [_turns to_ Mme. de Ronchard]

We shall see you again shortly, Madame.

Mme. De Ronchard. Well, I have had enough of Havre for the present.

[_Exit_ Martinel _and_ Petitpré C.]