Comedy of Marriage and Other Tales

(_The same, with_ M. de Petitpré _and_ Mme. de Ronchard, _who enters quickly_ C.)

Petitpré. What is this I hear? Jean Martinel gone out?

Martinel. He is coming back very soon, sir.

Petitpré. But why on earth did he go out on such an evening as this without a word of explanation to his wife? [_Turns to_ Gilberte] You know nothing about it, do you?

GILBERTE [_seated_ L. _of table_]

Father, I know nothing at all about it.

Mme. De Ronchard. And without a word of explanation to the family! That is indeed a lack of courtesy.

PETITPRÉ [_to_ Martinel]

And why has he acted in this way, sir?

Martinel. Your son knows as much as I do, sir; but neither of us can reveal it to you. Moreover, your daughter has consented to wait until she can learn all about it from her husband on his return.

Petitpré. My daughter has consented--but I do not consent! Besides, it seems that you alone were forewarned of this sudden departure.

Mme. DE RONCHARD [_in agitation to_ Martinel]

It was to you they brought the letter, and you were the one who read it first.

Martinel. You are correctly informed, Madame; a letter was delivered here, but I would not shoulder the responsibility of this matter, and I showed the letter to your son, sir [_turns to_ Petitpré], and asked his advice with the intention of following it.

Léon. The advice that I gave is exactly what my brother-in-law has done of his own volition, and I esteem him all the more for it.

PETITPRÉ [_turns to_ Léon]

It is I who should have been consulted, not you. If Jean's action is indeed excusable, his want of courtesy is absolutely unpardonable.

Mme. De Ronchard. It is scandalous!

LÉON [_to_ M. Petitpré]

Yes, it would have been better to consult you, but the urgency of the matter did not allow it. You would have discussed the matter; my aunt would have discussed the matter; we should all have discussed the matter the whole night long, and you know there are times when one cannot afford to lose even seconds. Silence was necessary until Jean's return. When he does return he will hide nothing from you, and I feel sure that you will judge him as I myself have judged him.

Mme. DE RONCHARD [_turns to_ Martinel]

But this letter, from whom did it come?

Martinel. Oh, I can tell you that. It came from a physician.

Mme. De Ronchard. From a physician--a physician--then he must have a sick patient--and it is on account of this patient that he made Jean come to him. But who is the patient? Oh, ho! I surmise that it is a woman--that woman--his former mistress, who has played this card today. Sick! I suppose she has made a pretense of poisoning herself in order to show him that she loves him still and will always love him. Oh, the little wretch! [_To_ Léon.] This is the kind of people you stand up for! Yes, you!

Léon. It would be only reasonable, my dear Aunt, not to air all these revolting theories of yours in Gilberte's presence, especially when you really know nothing at all.

GILBERTE [_rises_]

Do not speak any more about it, I pray you. Everything that I have heard just now distresses me beyond measure. I will wait for my husband; I do not wish to know anything except from his lips, as I have absolute confidence in him. If misfortune has threatened us, I will not hear such things talked of. [_Exit_ L, _accompanied by_ Petitpré. _Short silence_.]

Mme. DE RONCHARD [_turns to_ Léon]

Well, Léon, do you always win? You see what charming fellows these husbands are--every one of them!