Play on Words

dramatic · any · ~1 min · 121 words

Mrs. Culver monologue (Act 3) — The Title: A Comedy in Three Acts

I'm only an old woman now. You have had the best part of my life. You might have given me great pleasure with this title. But no! Your Club comes first. And what a child you are! As if there's one single member of your Club who wouldn't envy you your baronetcy! However, I've nothing more to say. (_Moving towards the door, back_.) Oh yes, I have. (_Casually_.) I've decided to go away to-morrow and stay with grandma for a long holiday. She needs me, and if I'm not to break down entirely I must have a change. I've told Hildegarde our--arrangements. The poor girl's terribly upset. Please don't disturb me in the morning. I shall take the noon train. Good-night.

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