dramatic · any · ~1 min · 152 words
Robert monologue — The Servant in the House
Do you want to know wot's come over me since then? I _work_--and work well: that's more than some of 'em can say-- And I don't get much money for it, either! That ought to mek 'em feel ashamed! I'm not the drunkard I was--not by 'arf! If I'm bitter, oo's made me bitter? You cawn't be very sweet and perlite on eighteen bob a week--_when yer get it_! I'll tell yer summat else: I've eddicated myself since then--I'm not the gory fool I was-- _And_ they know it! They can't come playin' the 'anky with us, same as they used to! It's _Nice Mister Working-man This and Nice Mister Working-man That, will yer be so 'ighly hobliging as to 'and over your dear little voting-paper_--you poor, sweet, muddy-nosed old Idiot, as can't spot your natural enemy when yer see 'im! That orter mek some on 'em sit up!
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