Play on Words

dramatic · any · ~1 min · 216 words

Anderson monologue (Act 3) — The Devil's Disciple

(_between Judith and Richard_). Sir: it is in the hour of trial that a man finds his true profession. This foolish young man (_placing his hand on Richard’s shoulder_) boasted himself the Devil’s Disciple; but when the hour of trial came to him, he found that it was his destiny to suffer and be faithful to the death. I thought myself a decent minister of the gospel of peace; but when the hour of trial came to me, I found that it was my destiny to be a man of action and that my place was amid the thunder of the captains and the shouting. So I am starting life at fifty as Captain Anthony Anderson of the Springtown militia; and the Devil’s Disciple here will start presently as the Reverend Richard Dudgeon, and wag his pow in my old pulpit, and give good advice to this silly sentimental little wife of mine (_putting his other hand on her shoulder. She steals a glance at Richard to see how the prospect pleases him_). Your mother told me, Richard, that I should never have chosen Judith if I’d been born for the ministry. I am afraid she was right; so, by your leave, you may keep my coat and I’ll keep yours.

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