Play on Words

dramatic · any · ~1 min · 192 words

Car monologue — Seeking his fortune, and other dialogues

(_soliloquizing_). Oh, dear, how unhappy I am! it is six months since Herbert went away, and I know it was because he thought I liked that popinjay Adolphus. Of course, he doesn’t know that it was nothing but a flirtation, and that I couldn’t endure the sight of Adolphus afterwards. I didn’t think Herbert would have gone off so suddenly, without even writing me a note to say he was going. Six months ago, and I’ve been so miserable all this weary time! (_Suddenly sees the letter._) What’s this, a valentine, addressed to Miss Leland? Why, that’s my name, and, of course, I have a right to read it. (_Opens it, and notices contents._) Yes, it was intended for me, and is in Herbert’s handwriting (_joyfully_), and he is to be here this evening! But how came it opened? (_With sudden thought._) It must be that Aunt Hannah has opened and read it, thinking it was intended for her. I guess I’ll place the letter where I found it (_lays it down_), and leave the room till the time comes for Herbert to arrive.

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