Play on Words

dramatic · any · ~1 min · 139 words

Calpurnia monologue — Diminutive dramas

No. Of course they wouldn’t send them together. It is from Cicero; if he can’t come, our dinner’s ruined. (_She reads_) “MOST HONOURED AND EXCELLENT CALPURNIA--Owing to a quite unusual press of business I much regret to say that I will be compelled to forgo the pleasure of enjoying your kind hospitality to-night. The misfortune is all the more heavy since I shall not only miss the pleasure of enjoying your charming society, but also the opportunity of discussing several matters of importance with Cæsar, which I was particularly anxious to do. Believe me, I am consumed with regret, but I will not waste your time in vain excuses and apologies, which seem only to increase my vexation without diminishing the inconvenience I fear I may be causing you. Hail and farewell.--M. T. CICERO.”

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